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How NOT to Bolt a Boulder (Parody)

We want everyone to bolt properly when they go pebble wrestling. Be sure to use the most expensive duct tape and strongest hangers so that last several minutes while you and your follower climb that boulder. In case you can't tell, this entire video is a Parody of the bolting videos that you can find at our bolting playlist

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